Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I Want This!

Isn't there a rich millionaire or millionaire-ess who could spot me $700 to make my wildest dream come true? Please? I'll wash all your windows and empty your dishwasher for a whole month.

(Please, Oprah, please read this blog post!)

Monday, November 9, 2009

All Good Things Must Come To An End



Yup! It's official. After three years of working in retail my body has finally revolted (it isn't "revolting"...yet... just revolted!) I've been thinking about it for some time now. As many of you know, I had a horrendous last year physically. Two major and one minor surgery takes a lot out of a body. Teaching 23 first graders and working 20 hours each week at the mall has finally taken it's toll. Something needed to change. I will miss it terribly.

The top five things I'll miss the most are:

1. Denise (my manager). I do love her. And, she's available!! I am such a matchmaker!
2. McKell! She joined the BBW team the same year as I did and I vowed I would quit when she quit. Guess I had to take the lead. Best part...she has been promoted to my managerial job as CSL. Go McKell.
3. The funny customers.
The ones who got overly irritated when I wouldn't accept coupons that had expired six months earlier. The ones who blamed me for BBW discontinuing Pink Grapefruit lotion. The one who made me clean up her daughter's puke (Honest! Hey!
I can do that at school ma'am!) The ones who called customer service and tell them that they enjoyed their visit to the store, in particular that one employee named "Tami". The ones who smiled and got super excited over the deals. The one who stole product by putting it in their empty 32 oz. drink containers and thought we didn't notice...we did by the way! The ones with all the cute kids of whom I would try to guess the ages of. The loyal customers who came back again and again. The customer who bought a CocoCabana splash perfume and had me wrap it up complete with ribbon and all the trimmings, then turned around and gave it to me since I was wearing my "It's my birthday" button...(I really could go on and on)

(I fell in love with this little cutie customer who was reading to his little baby sister the entire time.)

4. Doing floorsets. I had no idea it was one of my talents. I'm a detail oriented person. Who knew??

5. The delicious, luscious, heavenly scents.

Now, I pass the torch to my son-in-law Tyler
who is now the new co-manager at the University Mall. He is an amazing salesman and will do a fantastic job...not to mention, he gets the benefits that come along with a salaried position... (well, besides the fact that he is married to my darling daughter Erika of Oops! I Craft My Pants {off} which is his best benefit of all...in my humble opinion)

So, I bid adieu to my first (and possibly final) retail job. And FYI, they're hiring!



Oh, and Saturday Night Live had an excellent sketch that reference Bath and Body Works. Very cute. Click here.


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Homemade Laundry Soap


It's true.
I made my own laundry soap.
Thanks to my friend Maria.

I feel like a really "Molly" type person.
It was the most fun I've had in a couple of hours!
HA!


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey"


She lives in New York City,
Away far from me.
Today is her birthday
We call her A-bbie.

She's my dear step-daughter,
Though I call her my own
We swing in the hammock
Without our cell phones.
She has a cute family.
Forrest is her hubby
He's gonna be a doctor,
Then he can fix me.
Here's Abbies cute daughter
Her name is Audrie.
I think she's a cutie.
'Cause she looks like me!

My Abbie has cute boots.
They're made just for rain.
I wish I had some like it
But I'm saving for a brain.

(are you sick of this song yet?...too bad...)
I love this sweet picture.
It shows so much love.
Those naps with his mommy
Eli sleeps like a dove.

(do doves sleep?)

These cupcakes scream "ABBIE...
MAKE SOME FOR YOUR step MOM"
She'd really appreciate it
So please send her some.
This girl is a great chef
She'll cook anything.
Her talents are endless
She even can sing!
So if you can't tell now
I love her so much
I wish she lived closer
But we'll keep in touch.

I hope you're still singing
This song is quite long
But what is a birthday
Without a great song???

I love you Abbie.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Beware of Blogs!


I asked my first grader to say something about blogs on Halloween. This is what I got. Just TRY not smiling...


video
You HAVE been warned!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Happy Birthday Sister!

I miss you.
She made our matching dresses.

She took me on her motorcycle.
(so sad about the water damage to this photo)


Donna, me, Rhonda

Donna's wedding.
I'm the flower girl.

To read more about my very special sister go here.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I'm a bad aunt!

Russell and his wife Heather


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSELL!

Russell Talbot is my nephew. He is the youngest son of my sister Donna. I love him so much. He has always been special to me. He was born when I was serving as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Sri Lanka.

Russell was also a great friend to my own daughters throughout the years. Whenever we would go to Malad, Russell would lead the group on a number of farming adventures. Such a good guy. Such a good man. I miss him.

Why am I a "bad aunt"? I realized that I don't have any pictures of this guy. It doesn't mean I love him any less...it just means I'm a bad aunt.

Russell is now married with a cute little family of his own. I'm proud of him. I know for a fact that his mother is proud of him too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSELL! Please forgive me for my lack
of photos.
A talented mechanic!
(pssstttt.....I need you to come work on our bad cars. I'll feed you!)

Russell handing the truck keys over to LeAnna's son Kade.
Why?